A netadmin at work, who also does kung fu, was talking with a guy who said the best way to avoid computer viruses was to get a Macintosh. The netadmin replied, "But if you think there aren't
any for OS X, just let me know: I'll forward all the OS X vulnerabilities (as well as the platform non-specific ones) that come to me via the security mailing lists."

Translation in martial arts terms: "Tell me if you think I'm wrong, and I'll be happy to show you that you're wrong." Said with an evil grin.

[Listening to Fairouz, Lebanon's most famous female singer.]