Stretching/Yoga
Stretching is the flip side of weight training. What goes up must come down,
and what contracts must expand. You may think the hardest muscles occur by
always contracting, never expanding, and remaining tense throughout the day,
but healthy muscles need both contraction and expansion. Tendons and joints
need to be stretched and moved into all positions. The spine compresses from a
variety of stresses; it needs to be stretched back into alignment. Make a
little more "space" between the vertebrae and within the joints, as the yogi
say. Stretching eliminates unhealthy tension you may not realize you're
holding; it makes you more relaxed and calm. A stretched and neutral muscle
can perform more work. There are two ways to loosen up: by stillness and by
movement.
Yoga is the most comprehensive form of stretching, and it's also a core muscle
workout. But we'll discuss general stretching first and then leisurely make
our way back to yoga.
My favorite stretch is to lean forward, legs bent, normal stance or wide, back
curved with the middle highest, then relax and let gravity pull your back
apart. Or "Head forward, butt back!" as the avant-garde yogi say. My second
favorite is to have the legs slightly bent and let the head and arms hang down
forward relaxed. This stretches the back too though not as much, and also the
neck and shoulders. Relax and enjoy the feeling of stretching.
If it's uncomfortable you're going too far. That's counterproductive because
it triggers the stretch reflex, which pulls you back and causes tension and
stress -- exactly what you're trying to eliminate. But sometimes pain is good.
I do these extreme wrist movements where you bend the wrists down as far as you
can (90 degrees) and rotate your hands in a circle, wrists bent the whole time.
This is significantly uncomfortable during the movement but the wrists feel so
loose and wonderful afterwards for several hours that you know it's good for
them. Experience will show which "uncomfortable" stretches are good and which
are excessive. If you feel better afterward they're good.
Many people speak of "release points". Stretch slowly until the resistance
rises and hold it there. Thirty seconds, one minute, two minutes -- the experts
disagree -- but thirty seconds minimum if it's your main stretch of the day.
Maybe the stretch point will "release" after a time and you can go farther to
the next resistance point. Maybe that one will release too. Your tendons can
stretch very far; bending as pretzels like the yogi is supposed to be the norm,
not the exception. Everybody can be flexible like a gymnast unless you have
something abnormal like a fracture or scar tissue. But stiffness builds up if
you don't use the extreme positions, and you have to give it time to reverse.
Go slowly, at whatever pace your body says.
Here's my standard stretching routine that I do before workouts. I don't do
all of these every time but I do most of them. Some advocate doing this
morning and evening.
- Calves: This works best on a fence made of horizontal pipes. Stand with the
balls of your feet on the lowest pipe. Grab a higher pipe with your hands
and push your heels down. If no such structure is available you can use the
edge of a step, but you need something to press your hands against to get the
full effect.
- Quads: Lie down, grab an ankle and pull it back so your knee is fully bent,
find the foot position that maximizes the stretch in the quads.
- Hamstrings: sit, leg straight forward or in V, try to touch your toes while
pulling your toes toward you. Don't worry if you can reach your toes; this
depends on the length of your arms vs your legs. I can reach farther
wearing soft wrestling shoes than with sneakers for some reason. You can
also do this by lying on your back, leg up, yoga strap looped around your
foot, pull the strap. The strap acts like a longer arm.
- Back:
- Spider stretch: Sit with your left leg forward at a 90-degree angle, so
it's pointing forward then right. Swing the right leg straight back if you
can. Put both hands on mat outside the legs. Lean forward as low as you
can. Reverse legs and repeat.
- Hang from a chinning bar, feet touching the ground only if necessary to
keep from stretching too far.
- Stand in a roman chair and let your feet hang down in the air.
- Lower back: Lie on back, kick legs up and behind so feet touch ground
behind head. If strain on neck is too great, plant arms on ground to
absorb some of the weight. One guy I know ends by rolling diagonally
around face onto shoulder and rolls out flat like a fish (prone), but I
can't do that yet. This a traumatic stretch for me, I can't breath well in
that position and my abs cramp up, so I don't do it often.
- Back crossover: Cross knees, place opposite arm against frontmost knee, use
that as leverage while you twist back sideways. I don't know what you call
this.
- Back thigh: Lie on back, pull one leg toward you by bending knee and
clasping hands on lower leg. Other leg relaxes flat.
- Inner thigh: Find something moderately high to step on; the back of certain
crosstraining machines works well. One leg steps onto it; other leg stays on
ground. Lean in to stretch the inner thigh. Or do a standard groin stretch
by pulling the lower legs in while bending the knees outward, but I find
these hard on the hands to pull the lower legs with enough force.
- Glutes: While doing the inner thigh on the crosstraining machine or other
platform, turn foot sideways so knee bends outward, and lean in again. Now
turn foot sideways the other way. I have to avoid putting pressure on my
ankles with this. Or if no platform is available, stand, bend knee outward,
raise leg to top, and lean into it to stretch the glutes.
- Outer thigh: Sit on a bench, rest one ankle on the other knee, and lean
forward while gently pressing your outer knee down with your forearm.
- Abs:
- Lie on stomach, raise upper body only like a sissy push-up, but lock arms
straight and hold. Called the "cobra" or "upward-facing dog" in yoga; I'm
not sure the difference.
- Lie on back. Stand a moderate weight (25 pounds) on its edge on your abs,
on one side of the belly button only. Let gravity press the weight into
your abs. Wait several seconds, then move the weight to the next section,
and keep going around till you eventually make an entire circle around your
belly button. Or have a partner press his fist into your abs, the other
hand on top to reinforce it. If you don't feel significantly more relaxed
afterwards, you're not doing it right.
- Lie face up on a large ball.
- The Triangle: Sit on your knees, thighs straight up. Lean back with your
back straight, like a triangle. You want to touch your head on the ground
behind you if you can. You're also supposed to lie your feet flat, but the
front of my ankles hurt when they stretch so I keep my feet bent the normal
way and dig in with my toes. That puts a lot of weight on my toes but it's
better for me. After doing this a few days I can straighten my feet when
I'm partway down. This another traumatic stretch for me so I don't do it
much.
- Neck: For an easy stretch, let neck hang down each of the four directions and
circle around. For a moderate stretch, push with your hands. For an
advanced stretch, stand head down in an inverted V, with only your head and
feet touching the ground. Stretch your neck all four directions and roll
your head around in a few circles. This is a very common wrestler's stretch.
If that's too much, you can drop your elbows to the ground to absorb some of
the weight.
- Biceps: Stand, put arm straight out with fingers around a vertical pole or
against a wall. Some freestanding weight storage racks have a suitable pole
sticking out the top. Stretch around to straighten the elbow; it will also
get the fingers and wrist.
- Chest: Holding the same vertical pole, bend elbow so it's pointing behind
you, push forward as if to push the pole down. Make sure the pole is sturdy!
- Rear delts: Grasp arm in front of you above elbow, pull it towards you,
toward the opposite side of the chest.
- Triceps: With both arms up over head, grasp arm above elbow,
pull it back and down.
- Shoulders and rotator cuffs: I do the first two before every shoulder and
back workout at least. They stretch the tendons, which help you lift heavier
and move more without injury. Use a light weight to avoid overstretching the
tendons.
- Lean on a bench, holding a very light dumbbell (10 pounds) in your outer
hand, letting it hang straight down. Rotate the arm in circles, starting
tiny and getting wider and wider. Relax: this should use almost no
muscular force, let momentum move the weight as much as possible. You're
stretching the shoulder tendons, and this has to be done lightly.
- Move your arms back and forth in the three rotator-cuff positions. I can't
describe them in words. You can use light dumbbells (5 pounds) if you
wish. Again, you're stretching tendons, so go easy.
- Hang from a horizontal bar like a chinning bar. Feet can touch ground with
as much weight as necessary to keep shoulders from stretching too far. I
do this in between exercises when my shoulders start to hurt. For
variation, hang from a lat-pulldown bar or triceps-extension bar so arms
are at angle rather than straight up. I do this all the time while
exercising. You can also "hang" from a freestanding structure or vertical
pole, but make sure it's stable! (Once I pulled a side-delt machine down
while doing this, and it landed on my foot.) Another important shoulder
stretch to do before every upper-body workout is to swing the arms around
in an entire circle several times, either weightless or with a light (5-10
lb) weight.
- Reach behind your back like an arm-bar, and have a partner gently push your
arm to intensify the stretch. Sometimes you can find a diagonal pad (like
the one used for one-arm cable bicep curls), lay your forearm on the pad in
the same direction it would be behind your back, and lean into it.
Stretching and deep breathing is also a good way to relax when you can't
sleep. Remember to rotate the neck and shoulders in circles. Rotating the
neck feels like a nice massage, and rotating the shoulders can help with
"sore shoulder syndrome". Some people (e.g., jiu-jitsu artists) also rotate
their knees and feet in a similar manner before practice.
Most yogi are stick thin, which is a drag if you're trying to build muscle.
But ignore that and do it anyway because yoga will kick your ass. Some of it
is 3-way ab crunches, and the stick-thin yogi will probably run circles around
you. Some of the poses help with balance, like when you lift one foot off the
ground and lean forward and do hand motions and stand in a 4-shape with one
ankle on the other knee.
Most classes at gyms start with ten minutes of relaxing stretches, then
introduce a few movements, then repeat the poses at "journeyman level" or a
fast pace, then end with ten minutes of relaxing stretches and closed-eye
meditation.
A longer class at a yoga clinic may start with thirty minutes of breathing,
because breathing is the key to everything in yoga. Everyone can do it, and
being aware of your breath and controlling its pace helps make you more aware
of the rest of your body's organs. If a pose hurts in one bodypart, the yogi
say to "breathe into" that part. You can also imagine your exhaling carrying
out all your stresses and worries.
Yoga is not about bending as far as the instructor or other students. That's a
totally false myth. It's about bending as far as your body wants to, because
over time you will bend further as you create more "space" in the joints, and
this is healthful. Sometimes the instructor will come around and move you into
the correct position, but tell him/her if that's too hard, and also him/her at
the beginning if you have any injuries.
Instructors differ on whether they use the Sanskrit names or the English names
for the poses, and how much religious terminology and mantras they use. Some
use none; others use a lot. Just like some classes are more laid-back and
others faster and more strenuous. Find an instructor you're comfortable with.
My favorite instructor treated it like, "Let's just do these movements because
it's fun."
The movement yoga ("hatha yoga") known in the west is just one piece of Hindu
yoga, which also includes other meditation and dance practices. There's
disagreement on how much hatha yoga depends on Hinduism; that is, whether
you have to accept the Eastern mindset to get the most out of yoga. Some say
the Eastern mindset is a necessity; others say hatha yoga is intrinsically
secular but evolved in a society where "everything" was religious so religious
ideas inevitably crept in. Those who are especially uncomfortable with
Hinduism (e.g., Christians) should find a secular instructor or translate the
phrases in your head (e.g., "The divine in me acknowledged the divine in you"
to "I who am made in God's image respect you who is also made in God's image").
And you can reconcile chanting "Ohm!" with your religious beliefs by just
declaring it a non-religious act for you, a meaningless sound.
There are other forms of movement yoga taught in the west such as bikram, which
involves a hot room, holding poses for a shorter time (thus more movement), and
sweating. I think there's also a form that holds a pose for three minutes.
Confusingly, these are constrasted with "hatha yoga", meaning the normal
western kind, even though all of these are technically hatha yoga.
Pilates may also have similar benefits to yoga. I've never seen Pilates, but
it was originally designed to rehabilite injured WWI soldiers and get them back
into service quicker. So it's not just a girlie exercise.