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France invades Canada

France invades Canada. "And those people in Toronto think they're going to speak English forever, ha ha ha. Vee vill show them. They vill soon be speaking la belle langue! The high-rise towers of Vancouver vill be ours! And the people of Alberta vill be eating poutin out of our hands!

(Poutin is an absolutely hideous mixture of french fries and crumbly cheese that for some inexplicable reason, some Canadians eat. Gag me with a spoon. Other Canadians eat fries with gravy. But at least fries and gravy taste good together. By the way, while in Canada be sure to try a Nanaimo bar. It's a brownie topped with a custard layer and then a layer of chocolate icing. Yum!)

Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada -- 30-Jun-2001

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